Are you also fed up with these “romantic” surprises?
Discount code at the very bottom!
Phew! The pre-Christmas shopping season struck again last
year. Then Santa came and brought gifts,
but also emptied the wallet. Not a well-behaved child. And just when you
think you’ve recovered from the shopping frenzy, those lovely companies
are back again to turn even the most beautiful feeling into money.
Ah, love!
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, also
known as the perfect opportunity for two types of people to feel embarrassed about their
love lives – those who are single, and those who are not.
If you’re a happy couple, there’s no
problem: you can just stay home with pizza, Netflix and chill, and
love each other like on any other day of the year. Everyone else… hmm. If
the relationship is slowly fading, even a thousand roses or the best
heart-shaped chocolates in the universe won’t help anymore. If you’re dating
someone but it probably won’t turn into anything serious, it’s better to hold back
on Valentine’s Day to avoid awkward misunderstandings. And for
singles whose soulmate is nowhere in sight—well, social media filled with
pictures of lovey-dovey couples straight out of TV shows and freshly engaged
people can, honestly, sometimes make you feel sick.
So why not just escape all the
love-related fuss?
Meet up with a few friends, skip the romance for a day,
and go out with us instead. We don’t want to badmouth love in general, so all
happy couples and newly-in-love people are, of course, more than welcome. And for all
the singles who are just waiting for the right moment to ask their crush out,
here’s your chance for the coolest date ever. So even if you decide to use
Valentine’s Day for a date, we’ll do you and your significant other a favor and
rescue you from Cupid’s cheesy pink arrow. Just to make it clear: you won’t find
any flowers, heart-shaped balloons, or teddy bears here. Only prison cells with
uncomfortable beds, a few zombies, and a race against time with nuclear missiles
and other very unromantic things. If you’re up for some competition, try tackling
two rooms at once and challenge each other to an exciting puzzle duel. Can you
not only escape Cupid’s cheesy claws, but also break out of a high-security
prison where you’re supposed to serve a life sentence?
Definitely better than a tub of ice cream in
pajamas, sitting on the couch at home, telling yourself you’re not lonely and
then crying yourself to sleep.
Oh, and before we forget, you can save some money with the code “#Escape-Valentine.”
Valid only for bookings in February, not combinable with other discounts. Not valid for the purchase of vouchers!